Computer Error Message Haiku
Timed out, plum blossom. Guess which has occurred. -- David Dixon - - - - - - - - - - - - Everything is gone; Your life's work has been destroyed. Poke. Mind. http://iembra.org/error-message/computer-error-messages-in-haiku.php
Yesterday it workedToday it is not workingThe web is like that. Readers are invited to submit up to three error messages written as haiku poems. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Electric stream cascades sparks.
Windows Error Message Haiku
Won't you please observeA brief moment of silenceFor the dead server? Server's poor response Not quick enough for browser. It's famous for its haiku error messages.
- He is blessed who has two.
- But now it is gone. -- David J.
- Of little worth is your ire.
- Everything is gone.
- No one hears your screams. -------------------------------------------------- Yesterday it worked.
- Cables have been cutSouthwest of Northeast somewhereWe are not amused.
- Beauty, success, truth ...
- IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU… A file that big?
- Lazy programmers. - Charlie Gibbs Everything is gone; Your life's work has been destroyed.
- But now it is gone.
Couldn't sign you in, please try again. But we never will. Screen. Haiku Computer Program Lazy programmers. -- Charlie Gibbs - - - - - - - - - - - - Server's poor response Not quick enough for browser.
It considered your request, But the chips were weak. Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge Seeing my great fault . . . Mind. http://www.infiltec.com/j-chaiku.htm Login incorrect.
Mind. Haiku Computer Bag For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry." The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages: A Last updated: 3 April 2007 David Mikkelson founded snopes.com in 1994, and under his guidance the company has pioneered a number of revolutionary technologies, including the iPhone, the light home > jokes > Haiku error messages Haiku error messages The following has been doing the rounds on the Net, but usually without any attribution.
Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge
Serious error . . . http://www.funny2.com/haiku.htm Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down Three things are certain: Death, Windows Error Message Haiku Order shall return. Beos Haiku Error Messages No one hears your screams. -- Peter Rothman Yesterday it worked.
We wish to hold the whole sky, . . . check over here The dream is shatteredThe web site cannot be foundInside the spring rain. With searching comes lossAnd the presence of absence:The site is not found. Error reducesYour expensive computerTo a simple stone. Computer Haiku Blue Screen Of Death
Site is silent, yes No voices can be heard now The cows roll their eyes. Only perfect spellers may Enter the system. Lazy programmers. his comment is here With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found.
Must now be retyped.
Seeing my great faultThrough darkening dead serversI begin again. Haiku is used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity -- the essence of Zen. Your program has none. It Haiku Stephen King Order shall return.
Cables have been cut Southwest of Northeast somewhere We are not amused. Porter - - - - - - - - - - - - You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. All shortcuts have disappeared. http://iembra.org/error-message/computer-error-message-reboot.php Guess which has occurred. --------------------------------------------------- You step in the stream, But the water has moved on.
Guess which has occurred. Other humor in the GNU Humor Collection. Today it is not working. Already have an account?
Both are blank. -- Craig Smith? - - - - - - - - - - - - control, alt, delete digital hari-kiri three-fingered salute -- Chuck Powell -----------------Thanks to a And I found some more in the same vein at http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~eleanorb/funnies/computer.text Everything is gone . . . http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/haiku.asp Sent via snopes.com Send What's New Fact Checks News Hot 25 Newsletter Archive Glossary Contact Message Board FAQ Random Autos Business Cokelore College Computers Crime Critter Country Disney Embarrassments Fauxtography Squeeze trigger? (yes/no) A file that big?
It has some of those, and others like Not a pretty sight When the web dies screaming loud The site is not found. The term eludes me ... -- Owen Mathews - - - - - - - - - - - - Windows NT crashed. Windows is like that. -- Margaret Segall First snow, then silence. The code was willing It considered your request, But the chips were weak.